That was my first post for news, how exciting!

Now, let us discuss!!!!
I think that this is a serious issue and I would address it by spending some of that juicy NASA funding on making a sex simulator. That way, after your girlfriend has had those golf balls attached to her body and blue screened a "real" hologram will be available for the lonely guys on those trips. Ill let your imagination figure out the physical nessesity of intercourse though.
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