I'm sitting here staring at this NES emulator I have, and a battle toads game. Battle Toads always kicked ass, but mostly because it supported multiple players and you could beat the hell out of each other for points and lives. And then as your beaten sidekick fought to get up, you could pick them up over your head and used them as a weapon
WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS?
If you're interested get ahold of me on AIM or in the IRC and I'll send you the emulator and the game, zipped...probably not even 2 megs.