Well, my ethics forbid me to program something
that even smells as a trojan, so I'll not be up
to those trojan ideas. >(

But maybe something else (that is NOT just Win-
oriented?) Maybe some super-fast ICQ-like prog
that acts 100% like ICQ, text based, terminal
window. And you just type like:

-username ; "message"

and the -username receives something like;

-username sent you a message:
"message"
/.

or something like that..