Okay, so I'm having a helluva time trying to get PHP loaded as ISAPI within IIS 5.0 on a Windows 2000 server running SP2 + all post SP patches (dun wanna fook with all the Sp3 bugs yet).

Anyway, I can get PHP to play nicely with Apache all day. I can get PHP to load in IIS as CGI no problem.

I want the fucking performance boost that comes with SAPI.

Has anyone gotten this to work properly on a Win server? Even a simple "Hello World" PHP script is generating internal server error 500s, and my ASP engine has crapped out a few times too.

This is totally pissing me off. I expected complicated scripts to crash it, but to not be able to do *anything* is just lame. If anyone has gotten this config to run and would be willing to clue me in to what modifications they had to make to get it working, I'd really appreciate the help.