What up bitches, I never ask for help, but on this I am truly stumped..... I'm trying to make a public web stats section on my webpage. To display:

Today's Hits:
Today's Unique Hits:
Total Unique Hits:

I can't seem to it it to work how I want it to. The only condition is that no mysql database. I do not have mysql installed and setup and I really do not want to do it cause... Well I'm lazy. But if anyone has any ideas. Please Help would be greatly appreciated
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