Alright, version 2:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

I would post a link to our feedback forums, but the main site isn't working..

EDIT: Part 3 isn't done, if you can't tell... Oh, and I'm not as retarded as my entrance would make you think. We're gonna have a later part where we revise that
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