It's about this kid who smokes pot and makes bank clicking a little mouse, then pounds heinekens and nails hot batches at night, all the while wondering how his little buddy in the frozen north is doing, trying to mack on deaf chicks.

btw you see the hammerhead chick yet? Got some weird white streak in her hair. Lots of people at RIT have that for some reason. Anyway you'll know who I'm talkin about. holla