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1. Finally, don't show us where the oil goes, or the washer fluid, or even how to fix a car. This is one of the many reasons we married you.
Fine, but if you call my ass up cuz you have a problem while I'm on the road, I'm not helping.

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18. A. You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try
WRONG. :x