uh.. i know bruce campbell is the king of the one liners.. but c'mon.. you gotta give it up to the james bond character. he has some of the funniest one liners ever! example: he's one the phone with miss money penny.. he says he's with a lady that is teaching him how to speak norweigen. he is really just fucking her. of course miss money penny knows this and replies, "you always were a cunning linguist." get it? muhahaha... ok.. not exactly a one liner i know. but it's some good dialogue.
"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"