Where have all of you heard about UGN Security?
What brought you here? you
Why did you stay? you, ice, and hopes of mentoring
What did you expect from joining UGN Security?
Have your expectations changed? they never do
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"