Curse decides he must un-marry them, because jason took his life-long butt-lover away. He races toward Jason with divorce papers and a watergun.
Curse puts the gun to Jason's head telling him to give up his hubby or take the water guy in his ass. Given the ultimatun, Jason decides he never really liked Boy George anyway (all he wanted was money for a new computer)...but just when Jason is about to sign the divorce papers.....
"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."

-Abraham Lincoln