...But then while Learner is sitting in his house drinking beer, he hears a knock on the door, and a man in a tie hands him an envelope and says "*Learner's Real Name*, consider yourself served' and he opens the envelope to find a surpena because Skippy is sueing him for back child support payments, then UGN Security finds out that Learner and Skippy were once married and have twelve half-African/half-Hatian kids, but then unreal gets a knock and on his door and...