BlackSpider, I have recieved a few calls stating that you have been unlawfully extending analism towards other UGN Security members so as of now I am serving you with this Cease And Desist Order signed by the Honorable William Reinquist [US Supreme Court Justice] on December 17 at 6:45 PM EST.
It clearly states that you must not participate in any Anal-Orificial actions towards other members, and that you are a bitch to every member who has been here longer...
Alright, Infinite, it's your turn... *Hands Infinite the broom stick*