Originally posted by Gizmo:

Batman: Excuse me, I seem to be lost, can you show me to your batcave?

Girl: Holly perverts its Batman!!!


Batman: Jena and Barbara Bush!!! Funny seeing you here. Wana help me fire off a missle? Or should I tell your dad I found you here at this S&M party.

Girl1: Oh Rumsfeld, you have to promise not to tell my dad!!!

Girl2: What do I care I am drunk.
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