Gremelin
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Registered: 02/28/02
Posts: 7192
Loc: Portland, OR; USA
Old Lady: "Oh my sweet little sugar bell, you're going to do so grand at the ball tonight..." Sam: "But mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm a boy!" Old Lady: "Nonsense little sugar bell, you're momma's little sweet girl" Sam: "Dear lord, ever since sherly died..." Old Lady: "SUGAR BELL! NONE OF THAT! IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!" Sam: "Yes mother..."