I spent my New Year's Eve slightly buzzed talking to learner all night on the phone.

I have several New Year's resolutions, and I intend to keep every one of them.

1. Lose at least 50 lbs.

2. Get my shit together, which involves the following.

A) Choose a destination and move.

B) Decide on a career and work towards it.

C) Get a divorce.

D) Buy a car that runs most of the time.

(not in that order)

3. Be a better more patient parent.

4. Make myself happy (which involves all of the above) and do not depend on anyone for anything.

So, that's pretty much it. This year is going to be a really good year I think. *nod*
boys lie.

No we do not!!!!