My girlfriend asked me for my password once so my response was why she said to prove that i trusted her she also said that she'd never use it so i gave her a false pass i come home with get a phone call you lied to me that wasnt your password...thought you werent gonna use it?

I would never give any girl anything important they always turn on you guess the truth is i just dont trust people. now of all the things a girl good try and do to prove your trust why a password?
Just because I dont care doesn't mean that I don't understand.
-Homer Simpson