I still firmly support my pairing of Charleton Heston with running mate Ken Jennings, lets look at the facts shall we,

Charleton Heston has kicked the crap out of:
Future People
Alternative Universe People
Sentient Apes
The British
He's also leader of the NRA and to this day is still pretty Badass, Terrorists don't stand a chance.

As for Vice President Ken Jennings, we have the perfect running mate. It's obvious he knows everything there is to know in the world. He's won $1,976,300 on Jepardy and is still on the show. He's also a Mormon so he's definatly scandal free.

So please join me Nov 2nd in voting for the Media Party.... Heston/Jennings 2004!
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