/me sits back and thinks fondly of the good all days when all she did was get high and drunk all damn day.

dammit! now i have to listen to all my weed smokin' songs!

"roll it up, light it up, smoke it up"
"hits from the bong"
"who's got the herb"
"i don't like the drugs"
"dope show"
"pass the dutchie"

ahh.. those are some of my old favs to get high too

"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"