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#21611 - 09/20/04 09:47 PM Evolution of computer user
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Loc: Maryland
if($get_os == "M$Win32"){
while($get_os == "MsWIN32"){
  functions( && Click.and.drag);
echo "give money to Bill";
echo "This is all there is";
echo "give money to Bill";
echo "Windows is awsome";
echo "Get Latest version";
}else if($get_os == "Linux"){
echo "Windows sucks and is over priced";
echo "There is more than Windows";
echo "Update Kernel, update GUI, Tweek tweek tweek";
}else if($get_os == "BSD"){
echo "Deamon fucks Tux in the ass";
echo "There is more than Windows and Linux";
echo "Blowfish is awsome, Configure TCP/IP stack";
else if($get_os == "OSX"){
echo "Screw all you guys I am in the corner by myself";
else if($get_os == "Solaris"){  function
echo "Quit caring who is n00b";
echo "I'm sysadmin";
echo "lock down root tight";
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#21612 - 09/20/04 09:50 PM Re: Evolution of computer user
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lol thats pretty good :]
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#21613 - 09/20/04 09:50 PM Re: Evolution of computer user
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Registered: 06/11/02
Posts: 62
Loc: UK
that is pretty funny and rather true...
"Mrs. Jones, I'm sorry to inform you, but we've run the tests, and it appears that you have XP. Now don't cry - it's bad, but it's not a death sentence. Modern science has advanced in recent years, and it's now possible to live a reasonably happy life with XP. And there's a survivor's group that you'll want to meet as well."

#21614 - 09/21/04 06:57 AM Re: Evolution of computer user
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You what's scary I was actually about get it! I'm actually learning something!!!!!
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#21615 - 09/21/04 09:19 PM Re: Evolution of computer user
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...that's one of the best things I've ever seen. haha.
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