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#22242 - 01/10/04 06:37 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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eh.. i know how to change my own oil, replace washer fluid.. etc. i can even change a tire if i really needed to.

i think it's shitty if a woman thinks she doesn't need to know how to do things like that. i mean damn! a man isn't always going to be around. girls need to know how to depend on themselves.. not wait for some guy to save them.
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#22243 - 01/10/04 08:11 PM Re: Sexist jokes
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it's liek porno pheromones up in here, you can feel the fuckin sexual tension, you couldn't cut it with a steel rod. heh, women, and men are alike in un-numbered ways. 90% of the stereotypes are do to miscommunication, and people really not being true to themselves or their lover/bf/gf. Stereotypes are also ways, always have been ways, for sexually repressed people to get tension off themselves, repression is not in the act, or no the act. It's in the fact of that people have issues, when their sexual they can be physical but not about sex all the time, they can very so much that they are almost amorphous.

At any given moment of any given day we can be just as alike, or dis-alike as we want, but when it comes down to it, were all so much alike, that we try to find ways to still be separate. I personally. Like all the jokes, on many sides, and I've seen every myth blown away. Every "this is the way it is" gone down the drain. Every I don't like this, changed by a person, or a person finding someone else they thought they never would.

I myself break records, because I've noticed in the past almost 8 years now, I'm not like anyone I know, accept partly like gizmo. Which is normal. I shall end there as I'm now going to a boy scout camp out, at a cabin by a snow field to play football, night capture the flag, and sit in front of a camp fire listening to guitars. O, and eat snacks. Be back Sunday afternoon.
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#22244 - 01/11/04 07:43 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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i'm not like anyone i know either, except for maybe jonathon. he's about as close as it comes to having someone like me. that's probably why we still get along despite all the bullshit.
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#22245 - 01/12/04 02:48 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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yea, jon is a cool guy. the bullshit will always be there, perfect perception, momentum still occasions last about as long as a sunset. Humans adapt, and cope pretty well to this. That empty feeling from never finding that equal missing half of your soul, is pretty much constant, I don't believe in happiness though, just enjoying, and comfort. Love is a big issue, people will never fully get or unravel, enough has been said on that, people should just let shit happen, and go back to sleep. No reason to complicate something already so complex. I have no one close to me, Giz has part of me, one's that are communication types, and psychi reflections. But that's been there...pretty much always. Brother's aren't born the same, they kinda grow on each other, and have liek....alike leaves, and such. Same with sisters I gather, except a difference in chytoplasm. Maybe a mendelian twist in there too, gender genes tend to be complex dna, I won't be a genetisist, and try to figure out that in life. I rather like living it, and then not. It's very simplistic, like buddha walking away, why fight it. I think the reason you two may get along is something deeper though, we all have this plasmic reaction to each other in the world, this flow like molecules of water in a stream, attracting, pushing, grasping hands on the way by, consouling, breaking, but some of us...are that lone bead stuck on the beach, or that drop isolated from the rest, to indifferent in atomic structure to bleed in with the rest. I know it's true that there are keys to things like this in life, but I gave up trying to open those doors years ago. I'm trying to reach that just under happy state, because I know nothing is ever going to be the way I see it in my dreams, and my head. Even if I made my dreams a reality. It's kismet, cause vs effect, chaos theory. Wish what you want, but if you get it, you will forget to hold onto it. Meh, honestly, I'm lost alot, I've kinda grown accustom to just understanding things without having to know them. Same with people.
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#22246 - 01/12/04 03:30 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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he is a pretty cool guy. i love him like crazy... and i know there will always be bullshit. neither one of us can erase the things we've done. or memories will always be imprinted with the other's misgivings. but after almost 5 years, i still can't stand to be away from him. god i'm so girly
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#22247 - 01/12/04 05:27 PM Re: Sexist jokes
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That's definately a very good thing, I once thought I felt that way about someone close to me, but when the feeling is not returned, or faked. Meh, yea. I hope that stays forever for ya. Btw sam, I've always wondered wth your icon is It looks like a mutant or retarded smurf :X but a happy one at that. I dunno it could be just a personified inside thing into a gif:) you tell me.
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#22248 - 01/12/04 11:31 PM Re: Sexist jokes
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oh, it's actually one of the avatars you can pick from on here. i thought it was strangely terrifying but cute. it reminds me of me i guess. i'm not sure why, it just does. i love it though
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#22249 - 01/13/04 11:57 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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hum, didn't know it was from here, though heh I don't mess with avatars, and I haven't had to recreate an account. terrifying yar, it's like any gif, repeating, scarynesisty:X if that's like a comparison of you, that's pretty cool then, heh scray, hyperactive, jumpy, blue heh..maybe depressed? like a simple flat smile, and pillowy? lol
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#22250 - 01/13/04 12:15 PM Re: Sexist jokes
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Quote:
Originally posted by fleshwound:
oh, it's actually one of the avatars you can pick from on here. i thought it was strangely terrifying but cute. it reminds me of me i guess. i'm not sure why, it just does. i love it though
I like your avatar.
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#22251 - 01/13/04 01:00 PM Re: Sexist jokes
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yours reminds me of a old batman halloween candy J
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#22252 - 01/14/04 09:32 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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Batman candy. LOL. Good one weeve.
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#22253 - 01/14/04 01:45 PM Re: Sexist jokes
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for real, or that batman, or smiley, dairy queen ice cream sticks. Like mickey mouse had one too:D
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#22254 - 01/14/04 11:48 PM Re: Sexist jokes
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so did Shamu or however you spell it. the killer whale. yeah.. he had his own ice cream bar on a stick with bubble gum eyes. yummmm... the huge ice cream company in my home town makes those. good stuff
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#22255 - 01/15/04 04:21 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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omg, you remember the bubble gum eyes thing:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Your so getting a birthday cake with "I'm a 80's kid on it" from me now
They still make up? I can't get them anywhere anymore
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#22256 - 01/15/04 04:49 AM Re: Sexist jokes
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haha. i would LOVE a birthday cake like that

i don't know if they still make them, i can still get them sometimes cuz my best friend's mom works at the tech center where they come up with all the new flavors of ice cream and stuff. they have a ton of the stuff that they don't mass produce anymore. so sometimes we go visit her mom at work and loads of ice cream. yum!
on side note to that: if you ever have un-marked ice cream that looks and smells like Cinnamon ice cream, be careful! i made the big mistake of taking a huge bite and it turned out to be Jalepeno ice cream. ewwwwww it burned like hell.
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