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#22295 - 07/20/05 11:33 AM atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Like I said you will need a printer. I plan to keep several copies of this.
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#22296 - 07/20/05 11:39 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Somehow I doubt Icey will buy it...
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#22297 - 07/20/05 05:31 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Actually... I agree with that article... Back in my days of swallowing I gained less weight compaired to when I stopped swallowing... Looks like I'm going to have to pick up an old habbit to help shead and keep off the baby weight. These stitches need to hurry up and go away!!

(though the scale, as of last night, said I lost like 30 lbs after Giz Jr popped out. Can the placenta really weigh that much?)
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#22298 - 07/20/05 05:43 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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/me give thumbs with a wink up to Gizmo!
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#22299 - 07/20/05 06:07 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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icey, most of it is fluid. If memory serves the placenta only weighs a few pounds, but all of the fluid should be going away and swelling should be going down, so that's where a good amount of the weight came from.


Anyways, I've always been a good girl.... mean people suck, nice people swallow.

/me puts on her angel wings
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#22300 - 07/20/05 07:58 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Yeah the swelling is FINALLY going away. Giz's mom thought it was a blood clot at first but it got better so it wasnt
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#22301 - 07/21/05 03:00 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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...(though the scale, as of last night, said I lost like 30 lbs after Giz Jr popped out. Can the placenta really weigh that much?)
i was having lunch while reading this...
enough said.
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#22302 - 07/21/05 03:18 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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I donno, female waste (plecenta and umbilicle cord) are delacasies in some parts of asia...
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#22303 - 07/21/05 03:24 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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yea, and as we all know, the asian race has shown to possess large, well-nourished, tall individuals
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#22304 - 07/21/05 03:31 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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It is also known to happen in the USA in some, remote, places... damned hippies.
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#22305 - 07/21/05 06:09 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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What in the hell? I post the finding of the century. Proof it is natures way for women to finish the job. I come back and you guys are talking about plecenta and umbilicle cord stew. WTF is wrong with you people? OMG how do you go from head to this?
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#22306 - 07/21/05 07:46 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Is there like an actual text version that we can print out? Instead of a picture? I can barely read that.

But I'm definitely keeping a copy in my wallet. holla

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#22307 - 07/21/05 08:56 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Look at who you're talking to Sintax. I can take any coversation and turn it into something perverse
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#22308 - 07/21/05 10:31 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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The article suggests that swallowing semen keeps you skinny.

The conversation will be perverse simply because of the intrinsic perverseness of the original subject. holla

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#22309 - 07/21/05 11:21 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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The article suggests that swallowing semen keeps you skinny.
So that is your secret...
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#22310 - 07/22/05 08:24 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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one black eye and several days later after showing her the article...

still no sex.

thanks Sintax
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#22311 - 07/22/05 11:05 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Told ya, some womens don't like to listen to fact
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#22312 - 07/22/05 12:00 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Told ya, some womens don't like to listen to fact
ha, funny that.
i bet if that article was in some cosmopolitan/vogue/cleo magazine... she'd jump to test it out!
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#22313 - 07/22/05 12:03 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Ya know, I did used to write a tech column for MKEzine (it's an online chick magazine)...
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#22314 - 07/22/05 12:25 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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giz, WHYD U STOP!?!
mate, u could have been the link to bridge the gap between men and woman.

cudv fed em heaps of shit about how pleasuring us helps partion hdds and the like!
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#22315 - 07/22/05 01:22 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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'eh it got kinda boring; and they merged with a modeling eZine and I got bored lol... Besides, I got a little strapped for ideas
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#22316 - 07/22/05 04:29 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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not all women believe the crap published in those chick mags... especially cosmopolitan & vogue
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#22317 - 07/22/05 08:39 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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what icey? you mean I can't swallow that pill and lose butt loads of weight in 3 seconds? Does that mean that work at home thing I paid $50 isn't legitimate? wtf...I'm pissed!


On the other hand, SOME women don't need an article to say that she'll get some sort of benefit out of pleasing their man in order to do it. SOME women just like the satisfaction of knowing that they've made their man feel good.

While we're talking about the correctness of this article, I find it to be bullshit. I've been swallowing since I started giving head (lost my virginity Oct 99) and I have in fact gained weight since then...lots of it. I'm sure kids had something to do with it, but I have never found a connection between swallowing and weight gain. However, I have noticed that it's good for a sore throat and my teeth seem to be whiter. Maybe they should do some research on that.
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#22318 - 07/22/05 10:22 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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the biggest bullshit is that Hollywood weight loss drink. you can only have the drink for breakfast lunch and dinner for 5 days straight and then on the weekends you can eat healthy foods and in 2 weeks you're sopposed to lose like 30 lbs...
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#22319 - 07/22/05 11:14 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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actually, that did work...


the only problem, as soon as you go back to eating real food you gain like 40 lbs, but I guess if you need to lose 30lbs in a quick hurry and didn't care about putting it back on and then some then it's ok? dunno.
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#22320 - 07/22/05 11:20 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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Its because you're starving your body of what it needs, then when you start back on "regular" foods your body stores every bit of everything of what you're eating...

In all honesty people, starving yourself is NOT a diet, you gain it all back and then some when you see real food...
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#22321 - 07/23/05 12:17 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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I coulda told you that. :p

However, crackers and water did work for me for awhile...until my mom noticed that's all I was eating, and that's back when I was already skinny...but still thought I was fat. *shakes head at self* What I wouldn't give to be that skinny again. *sobs*
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#22322 - 07/23/05 01:38 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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dude i'd be happy being a size 13 again...
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#22323 - 07/23/05 03:56 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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While we're talking about the correctness of this article, I find it to be bullshit. I've been swallowing since I started giving head (lost my virginity Oct 99) and I have in fact gained weight since then...lots of it.
yea, thats cos the article says 'swallow'.. not 'guzzle' :p

*runs and hides from the wrath of icey and countB*
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#22324 - 07/23/05 04:56 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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*smacks EndGame real hard with a tuna*

kind of hard to guzzel your ex's when the guy ur sucking off is smaller than my 2 week old son...
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#22325 - 07/23/05 11:15 AM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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yea, well no need to brag...
we all saw treys humungous scrotum.
no need taunti... erm, i mean reminding us about it
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#22326 - 07/23/05 03:46 PM Re: atention all men!!! You will need a printer
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C'mere endgame, I'll show you how I "guzzle" and then you can beg me to do it again and again cuz it was so good.....


Icey, I was a size 6/7 when I started hs, that is also when I started the cracker diet cuz I was "too fat" ...what I wouldn't give to be that size again, let me tell ya.
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