Wow. Geez. You really are an old SOB. To make you feel like a kid again, I've got a hot 18 year old you can borrow for like a week..actually fuck it, keep her. Happy birthday
Ummm, Wow I love this place. Turn 30 and people offer you a barely leagal and something I would turn down on my drunkest night, (but its the thought that counts(Thanks for the offer)).