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#24192 - 04/21/02 12:54 AM Your Soul
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Pick from the list...

I'll give you 3 years more life for your soul at death.

I'll give you the ability to attract lots more women If I get your soul when your done.

I'll grant you a larger cock for your soul at the end of your life.

I'll give your bitch a tighter pussy at some point in her life if I can have your soul at the end of your life.

If you would like to donate your soul to UGN Security, please reply.
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#24193 - 04/21/02 08:16 AM Re: Your Soul
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Registered: 03/09/02
Posts: 1041
Loc: Canada eh
Your gonna have to offer me something a little better than those if you want my soul.

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#24194 - 04/21/02 09:29 AM Re: Your Soul
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 384
Loc: 508 or 207
Yeah, I want a Mech Army and a Futuristic Space Craft to fight the Post Apocalypic world with the power of Spirit and Rhythm.
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#24195 - 04/21/02 10:11 AM Re: Your Soul
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Registered: 03/02/02
Posts: 257
Loc: UK
hmmm a silicon graphics irix machine would be what i want for my soul (sorry machine no erhmm server farm)

they have to have atleast 8 gigs of ram each and 300gig storage of which a 160gig is external storage, plus 8ghz, a sony 64 inch tv/comp flat touch screen!

ohh would it be to much to have voice activation?
face identification logon?

ohh yeah include a tight pussy(obviously with the rest of the body)

do we have a deal?
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#24196 - 04/21/02 10:51 AM Re: Your Soul
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on second thought how about a hardcore Virus to **** up Psychogens dream rig
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#24197 - 04/21/02 04:42 PM Re: Your Soul
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lol, def, deal lol.....
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#24198 - 04/21/02 05:46 PM Re: Your Soul
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****! That's some good deals. However I don't have a soul. Stupid me, I sold it on ebay for $200... That was the last bid before ran out of time... STUPID STUPID STUPID!
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#24199 - 04/21/02 06:25 PM Re: Your Soul
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What name do I put on the form to sign over possession of my soul?

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#24200 - 04/21/02 06:28 PM Re: Your Soul
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you write your first & last name in your blood, then mail it to my po box...
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#24201 - 04/21/02 10:54 PM Re: Your Soul
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Registered: 03/01/02
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k, I sent in Form 153.32-B. What now?

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#24202 - 04/22/02 04:38 PM Re: Your Soul
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::chuckles:: ::taunts unreal with his soul:: ::throws unreals soul in the back of my truck:: ::hands unreal a penis pump::
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#24203 - 04/22/02 09:41 PM Re: Your Soul
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Registered: 03/13/02
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selling your soul on ebay? ****, now thats an idea right there. you could make a little certificate or something saying "I blah blah give full posession of my soul to blah blah..."

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#24204 - 04/22/02 11:40 PM Re: Your Soul
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ebay charges though, the commy bastards..
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#24205 - 04/23/02 06:52 AM Re: Your Soul
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Registered: 04/01/02
Posts: 33
Loc: Shayton's Back Yard
OK I dont I want 2 a track women......IM NOT A LESBO!! And I dont have a C()C|<.....so you c(_)nt make it bigger...and my b!+I dont think I am the only female in this place either......the own lee thing in there that can ap lie two me is the 3 years more life......And that is not enough 2 choose from..... :p
Oh and bye the weigh....what is up with the nasty vulgar words?
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#24206 - 04/23/02 07:04 AM Re: Your Soul
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 9
Loc: Cambodia
If I were you I'd sell my soul for better spelling and grammar...lol. I seriously hope you don't type like that all time, it took me a very long time to read, but that could also be due to the lack of sleep, anyways, spelling and grammar. Remember that next time you try selling your soul :p
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