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#24736 - 05/31/02 03:17 PM Re: once upon a time...
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/Me shakes my head in disgust. You guys are [i]never[/u] going to kill him. But then, one of the shemales came up to learner, and he...h
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#24737 - 05/31/02 03:49 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Let it give me head. heh, When all of the sudden Skippy...

(what it's been a while, it's half female right?)
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#24738 - 05/31/02 04:08 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 384
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...gets abducted by the French Army and they fly away stuffing cheese and wine down her throat while being rude, meanwhile Deffy contimplates editing or deleting posts of dead people...
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#24739 - 05/31/02 07:58 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/12/02
Posts: 626
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The shemale bit learners dick off... AHAHA! It happens... As hkzknight hops into his penguin machine and vanishes again (as he laughs and says you can't kill me... I'm already dead...)... [Sheep] then the penguin has rocket packs and they shoot into space not to be found till some other day lol.
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#24740 - 06/01/02 08:20 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Loc: Florida
then /me comes up with a machette and kills the shemale who was already choking because she had Learner's dick stuck in her throat. /me laughs hysterically as she hands learner his dick back. Then she slaps learner for being a sick son of a bitch and letting the shemale near his dick in the first place. Learner starts crying so she kicks him to the ground. He curls up in the fetal position and crys and crys, until.....

(sorry for making you look like a pussy..learner.... )
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#24741 - 06/01/02 10:20 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/01/02
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Loc: KCRQ
..Curse comes along, with his..

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#24742 - 06/01/02 10:29 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...dwarf testes...
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#24743 - 06/01/02 05:14 PM Re: once upon a time...
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and slaps them on learner's head. This, learner thought, was kinda sekzy, so he.....
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#24744 - 06/02/02 05:27 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...sex0red a tub of cottage cheese...
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#24745 - 06/03/02 03:57 PM Re: once upon a time...
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The cottage cheese was old (as if old milk could any worse). The smell made him sick, so he puked all over Deffy (and oh all the disgusting things learner had eaten). /me points and laughs, but feels bad for deffy, so....
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#24746 - 06/04/02 10:13 AM Re: once upon a time...
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she goes to clean up... but then Deffy ambushes her with 1000 angry hardline Chaos Kids and starts hitting Skippy with a bat, then...
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#24747 - 06/04/02 04:25 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Learner bitch slaps skippy with his dick. Wake up you were dreaming he says. Learner then listens to what skippy was dreaming about and tells her she is sick. But then...
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#24748 - 06/04/02 06:32 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Loc: San Andreas
...Curse decides to check this post and noticed that unreal got him re-involved, so Curse packs his ice pick in his bandana and puts it on a stick and begins to hop some trians to unreal's house so he can do away with him, but then Deffy says...

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#24749 - 06/04/02 07:08 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 05/21/02
Posts: 67
Loc: Florida
...well, at least curse was trying to figure out what deffy was saying, until skippy decided to kick his ass for no apparent reason, except that she could because she is super ****ing tough. Then she beat the living tar out of learner (you smack me with it again and i'll have neo do dirty things to you that do not involve those cucumbers you are so fond of.) Learner runs and hides from skippy's threats, which seem to be very real. Everyone on the board realizes that he is a pussy, so they...
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#24750 - 06/06/02 07:53 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Go and talk to him cause they are his freinds. Gizzy asks Learner why the fuck he ran from a girl. Learner says your right. Gose back bitch slaps skippy with his dick again and laughs. Skippy runs off crying. [Joker]
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