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#24586 - 04/30/02 04:32 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... but he choked to death on thick sperm from an unwashed dick...
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#24587 - 04/30/02 04:58 PM Re: once upon a time...
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clinicaly he was dead for 4 minutes. When he woke up he was unalert and holding the muffin in a circle jerk.
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#24588 - 04/30/02 08:38 PM Re: once upon a time...
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But his charts on the hospital bed were accidently switched with those of a patient that was going to have a sexchange and...
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#24589 - 04/30/02 10:21 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Then Dr. Nick comes in.. Hi kids.. I'm doctor neeeeick. Then Bill Gates wakes up to fine out he is a LLAMA! MAAAAAAA a walking talking llama!!!
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#24590 - 04/30/02 11:31 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... Then Dr. Nick jams his penis into Billy Goats *** ...
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#24591 - 05/01/02 04:18 PM Re: once upon a time...
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.... but then the war started and everyone, even the goat, was drafted...
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#24592 - 05/01/02 05:53 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...by the devoted men and women fighting the huge, hairy penguin menace on mars...but then Batman said....

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"By the way, can you hear the past? Can you see the past? Right now? Can you
hear the future? See it? It's just not there. Well, you might say, 'there's a place
for me someday ever so far away. A god to glorify, a chance to live again, and
someday we'll all be free.' Well…all that's bull****. Only suckers hope for the
future. The only time is right now."
--Alan Watts
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#24593 - 05/01/02 06:04 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...These tights are riding up on me. Starting to get a rash...
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#24594 - 05/01/02 06:52 PM Re: once upon a time...
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..and Catwoman just sex0red me..

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#24595 - 05/01/02 09:43 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...So now my nuts are sticking to my legs but she was...
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#24596 - 05/01/02 10:19 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...whipping out a huge black penis and ****ing Unreal in the *** ...
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#24597 - 05/01/02 10:49 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... Then Unreal screams estastically as he reaches orgasm from the big black dick, and then Gizmo says...

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#24598 - 05/01/02 10:49 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... stop yelling you stupid slunt ...
... but unreal kept yelling gizzy, so a little moguai drove in ridin his hacker hummer ...
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#24599 - 05/01/02 10:52 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/06/02
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Then the UPIN lackey's step in and snap the dix in half only to find that...

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#24600 - 05/01/02 10:56 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Neo is really Fyvush Finkle from the show Boston Public, and he lied about him really being a 87 year old ***ish man... oh wait, he wasn't lying, then someone...

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