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#24616 - 05/03/02 05:33 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... Then Neo turns and says "that's not true" to Deffy, then Neo bends back over and lets Crime finish, then Deffy...

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#24617 - 05/03/02 05:37 PM Re: once upon a time...
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....pushes neo aside and stick a 2 inch dildo in neos mouth to keep him busy while deffy motions crime to go to him....

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#24618 - 05/03/02 05:44 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...as I pull a 12 Gauge Shotgun and shoots Crime and Neo in the face...
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#24619 - 05/03/02 05:44 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... And around this time in Israel ten years ealier, Sephirox was being conceived when his mother, a Palistinian wench, was getting boned but Seph's dad, a 4'11" tall mentally retarded Rabbi named Yitzak Griffman...

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#24620 - 05/03/02 07:48 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...who was being taught how to harness real ultimate power by becoming a fedi ninja by the awesome, and by awesome i mean totaly sweet, crime. however...

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#24621 - 05/03/02 10:57 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/01/02
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..the dark spirit of the goat escaped the body and started brooding in the forests, waiting for the time to strike again..

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#24622 - 05/04/02 12:04 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...as Unreal spreads his *** cheeks in anticipation for some hot goat dick...
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#24623 - 05/04/02 02:48 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...When all of the sudden the ghost busters show up and capture the ghost of the goat. Meanwhile...
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#24624 - 05/04/02 04:31 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Then we the goats sidekick comes to the rescue... THE EVIL COW!!! M0000 M0000 m000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and he has an M79 grenade launcher. AHHHH and then.... m00?
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#24625 - 05/04/02 06:10 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Loc: San Andreas
... Then UGN Security's imaginary friend Curse appears and after being annoyed by constant cow noise decides that it is time for some beef jerky, so then Curse whips out a semi-auto .12 shot gun, and goes up to the cow and tips it over, then Curse runs to the local Quicky-Mart and uses the shot gun to attain some free beef jerky, but then the **** hits the fan as Curse tries to leave and notices...

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#24626 - 05/04/02 08:12 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...and all of the sudden the heavens opened and down came ...
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#24627 - 05/04/02 03:55 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...a little moguai...
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#24628 - 05/05/02 01:51 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...backed by 187 1337 migdet ninjas...
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#24629 - 05/05/02 01:58 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...aim ak47's at...
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#24630 - 05/05/02 03:00 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...The cow and the ghostbusters but...
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