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#24631 - 05/05/02 03:38 AM Re: once upon a time...
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... Ripp Taylor comes in with a bag of confetti and Richard Simmons...
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#24632 - 05/05/02 03:52 AM Re: once upon a time...
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..showed up talking about his new diet. if he catches you he can have you. So you are bound to run miles and miles. with that he starts chasing...
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#24633 - 05/05/02 04:06 AM Re: once upon a time...
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... with his big hard on, everyone runs away, except for Digital Phun...
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#24634 - 05/05/02 04:29 AM Re: once upon a time...
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....because DP wanted a fat cock in his *** , an he knew that richard would give it to him because....

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#24635 - 05/05/02 03:06 PM Re: once upon a time...
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..richard is his daddy..
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#24636 - 05/05/02 08:07 PM Re: once upon a time...
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But the Tae-Bo guy came out to confront Richard Simmons... DUN DUN DUN!!!
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#24637 - 05/05/02 10:39 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...and then a million GI Joe figures drove after Billy Blanks and Richard Simmons, guns a blazin...
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#24638 - 05/06/02 03:15 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...But then some fitness guru chick and her army of Power Ranger figures appear(many of which are barrowed from Neo and DP), and then they begin to battle but then Crime...

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#24639 - 05/06/02 07:51 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Puked all over them with an acid like vomit, blinding them all and burning their flesh. THEN
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#24640 - 05/07/02 03:27 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...out of nowhere a Tank bust through a wall and a group of Paratroopers and Jamaican Protesters with Guns abd Bricks...
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#24641 - 05/07/02 05:31 AM Re: once upon a time...
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....with bricks of hash and weed, then we all got blazed, until neo, with his gayness, bugged us all out with a....

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#24642 - 05/07/02 05:33 AM Re: once upon a time...
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....gay song and dance number, but then seph said....

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#24643 - 05/07/02 03:58 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...stop or i'll make dp DoS j00!...
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#24644 - 05/07/02 04:31 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...so we grabbed a rock and a stick and beat Seph with our Denial of Life Attack...
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#24645 - 05/07/02 05:11 PM Re: once upon a time...
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....then seph cried out for help, and neo came running, so caved in his skull with a rock too, and then.....

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