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#24601 - 05/01/02 08:00 PM Re: once upon a time...
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shot curse in the head and noticed that the black dick was really a

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#24602 - 05/01/02 08:06 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... a piece of Neo's Dads' Beef Jerkey...
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#24603 - 05/01/02 08:09 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... that he makes by sitting on a bag of his cum for a week...

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#24604 - 05/01/02 08:12 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... and repeatedly sucking it in and pushing it out if his *** untill it becomes hardened Jerky and coated in **** to make it teryaki...
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#24605 - 05/02/02 05:12 PM Re: once upon a time...
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BUT NO ONE FIGURED THE GOAT WAS BEHIND IT ALL!!! MWAHAHA! *the goat pulls out an m249 Para SAW, glasting away as he falls on his hind legs* *baaaaa*
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#24606 - 05/02/02 05:38 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Till someone threw a gernade and blew up the **** goat, Learner could be heard laughing till...
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#24607 - 05/02/02 06:28 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... Someone pointed out that Learner's fly is down...

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#24608 - 05/02/02 06:40 PM Re: once upon a time...
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....but only curse noticed that Learner's fly is down, because he was stareing at learners cock the whole time....

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#24609 - 05/02/02 06:42 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...But then it turns out Curse never existed and he is just a figment of all UGN Security member's and Police official's imaginations and that Crime was really staring because he created 'Curse' in his mind just like that dude in Fight Club did...

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#24610 - 05/02/02 06:44 PM Re: once upon a time...
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THE END !

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#24611 - 05/02/02 07:09 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...or so we think, because Crime takes it up the butt...
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#24612 - 05/02/02 07:14 PM Re: once upon a time...
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with Neo's dads bad of hardend cum (aka Jerky)

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#24613 - 05/02/02 07:17 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...like a piston while he flosses his teeth with anal hair...
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#24614 - 05/03/02 09:17 AM Re: once upon a time...
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... That he had shaved off of Robin Wiilliams' *** and decided to eat, then he somehow tries to blame it on Curse, but then everyone laughs at him because Curse never existed anyplace but Crime's own mind...

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#24615 - 05/03/02 09:22 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...because Crime's head is smeared with **** after realizing you can't eat out a guy...
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