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#24647 - 05/07/02 05:21 PM
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Registered: 03/04/02
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...so we had to squeegee the floor so no one slipped on the...
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"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra
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#24649 - 05/07/02 07:06 PM
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...a pile of **** and blood caused by an anal bead party gone horribly wrong...
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#24650 - 05/07/02 07:16 PM
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AND THEN THE RIOT POLICE CAME WITH SHIELDS, NIGHT STICKS, CS GAS, AND RUBBER BULLETS!!! THEN!!!! LOL
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#24651 - 05/07/02 07:38 PM
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... Curse(TM) UGN Security's imaginary friend whips out his Lil' Bastard Anti-Riot Police Kit, but then he drops it and everything falls into a sewage treatment containment unit, but then an unknown UGN Security member jumps in to save it and ingests human fecal matter and lots of nasty ****, and it turns out that unknown UGN Security member is...
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#24652 - 05/07/02 07:41 PM
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...our fearless leader Gizmo, taking a shot or two for the team...
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#24654 - 05/07/02 08:28 PM
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#24655 - 05/07/02 08:59 PM
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AND THEN! The infamous man of randomness "hKzKnight" comes out of no where and says... THE COW REALLY DID JUMP OVER THE MOON!!! Then he dissappears and everyone stands there for 2 mins stunned asking WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? THEN back to the fighting.
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#24656 - 05/07/02 10:40 PM
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...Deffy shakes his head then shoots hKzKnight in the face and makes sure he's dead...
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#24658 - 05/08/02 04:37 AM
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...Gizmo gives Deffy Co-Adminship, the Congressional Medal of Honor, a Million Dollars and a Cruiseship full of fine whores, and Deffy sails away, and is out of the story...
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#24660 - 05/08/02 01:07 PM
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...then to neo's horror he finds that that was not Deffy but a Deffy-Robot that turns around and cuts off neo's head with a Katana...
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