hKzKnight is back to life and everyone is like what the **** is with this guy? Why can't he die. Yet the truth be told, hKzKnight was never a real person, yet a hologram made by UGN Security for no real reason just to make up for lost times of watching a really weird nut case go around the forums. Then suddenly Gizmo turns on the tv to found out...

...that the football game is on, so he sat down and watched contently with a beer and chips...

...then he terminated hKzKnight's program out of boredom, and replaces his life with a very small shell script. But just as Gizmo hits enter...

..unreal has 0wned Gizzy's boxen, pulling a 'shutdown -r now' just as Gizzy starts the script..

then the world implodes and they all die, k?

...he realized that the tiniest shell script would be too big to fill the gap of hKzKnight's former "life"...

How do we do it, no one can die here **** it! I would like to have you know my storage is 1982344kb! (hkzknight notices people are laughing at his storage)

and after all this bull**** the nice people at UGN Security realize that this has gone too far...but suddenly....

...UGN Security will self destruct in t minux 5 minutes and counting...

What Gizzy failed to mention was that the only thing in UGN Security that did self destruct was the computer holding hKzKnight's shell script...finally, hKzKnight is dead..

... Then Curse uses his leet0 first aid skills to make sure hKzKnight is really dead, but suddenly unreal...

brought hkzKnight back to life. Then the muffin man started to fight the gingerbread man causing the internet 2...

kill hkzknight !!!!

(has this topic gone horribly wrong?? WE're all determined to make sure hkzknight dies...even though we all know he can't ;-)

hKzKnight runs around in the storm going haha. So tru eh soap... Then as laughing hKzKnight suddenly drops dead... 4 min later a bolt of lightning strikes him and then he comes back and everyone goes ahhhh **** sob is back and it just winds up everyone kills them selves instead causing the c0ws to...

...Tear through hKz's flesh with their teath, then after theive de-maled him crime procieded to...