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#24691 - 05/13/02 03:16 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/12/02
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Loc: LAN
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Originally posted by Gizmo:
...Tear through hKz's flesh with their teath, then after theive de-maled him crime procieded to...


LOL you mean teeth there giz? lol... Crime brings back hKzKnight and hKzKnight goes screw you guys i;m going home, he leaves to his forum never returning where he can be killed for the 10 th time.
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#24692 - 05/13/02 05:52 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 533
Loc: San Andreas
...Then Curse decides to use his Moderator power and edit all of hKzKnights posts unless he dies and phucking stays dead, and hKzKnight gets killed by...

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#24693 - 05/13/02 05:57 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 384
Loc: 508 or 207
...Defcon, as he screams "Fuk this" and charges his pulse rifle and his Popemoblie and rides off into battle...
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#24694 - 05/14/02 12:19 AM Re: once upon a time...
Crime Offline
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Registered: 03/01/02
Posts: 505
Loc: Tartarus
...then deffy's Pope-moblie gets a flat, and deffy has to pull over and change tires, and then, all of a sudden....

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#24695 - 05/14/02 02:09 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 533
Loc: San Andreas
... Crime's ego becomes so big that it explodes, causing a chain reaction within Seph's...

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#24696 - 05/14/02 05:00 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/01/02
Posts: 860
Loc: KCRQ
..pussy, which then collides with Curse's..

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#24697 - 05/14/02 05:43 PM Re: once upon a time...
Defcon Offline
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 384
Loc: 508 or 207
...wooden, tie dyed, hippy dildo with built in squirt gun to simulate ejactulation...
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#24698 - 05/15/02 02:06 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 533
Loc: San Andreas
... Within Defcon's *** (yes he has *** ejeculations), and it turns out the Curse just bought it for Defcon for his birthday, but suddenly...

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#24699 - 05/16/02 02:02 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Posts: 562
Learner teaches they kids about fake snatches. But then...
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#24700 - 05/16/02 07:04 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 04/30/02
Posts: 135
...Bin Laden finally digs himself up from the ruins of his cave and he orders unreal to fly a plane right into hKzKnight. Unreal, still not fully trained to fly an F-16 gets in the jet, and just as he launches off....
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#24701 - 05/16/02 07:46 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/05/02
Posts: 562
He is told he dosen't have too cause hKzKnight is already dead. It is his clone that is running around, but they just killed the clone and destroyed all DNA samples, there is no misstake about it, they are all burned up. So then George Bush stimulates the economy...
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#24702 - 05/16/02 05:08 PM Re: once upon a time...
Defcon Offline
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 384
Loc: 508 or 207
...by starting another war, this time declaring Canada to be a Terrorist nation and vows to rid North America of any religion except for Christianity...
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#24703 - 05/21/02 12:20 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/05/02
Posts: 562
Learner says fuck dat and pushes the button. A nuke fals on every charater in this story they all die, even those who died.

Moral of the story.... Learner has the last word

/me runs
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#24704 - 05/21/02 03:42 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 533
Loc: San Andreas

Hey, pre-maturely ending a story is no better then pre-maturely ejaculating, actually it may be a sign of it, so if your name isn't or shouldn't be Quicky McLoseload then don't end the story so soon, lol

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#24705 - 05/21/02 05:40 PM Re: once upon a time...
Defcon Offline
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 384
Loc: 508 or 207
Yeah but lets talk about THE STORY EPISODE II:

The next day, Learner goes too touch himself...
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