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#24706 - 05/21/02 04:40 PM Re: once upon a time...
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He reaches in he pants and pulls out his 8 foot schlong. It is masive, ladies come for miles to get a gander. and Learner spends the rest of the story pleasing everyones mom..... <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />
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#24707 - 05/21/02 04:43 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 03/01/02
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...and dad, because learner swings both ways because he is a fag becaus....

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#24708 - 05/21/02 04:52 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 05/20/02
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Loc: in female crotch
Meanwhile jason is out stealing all the ladies with his crazy pussy licking skills

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#24709 - 05/21/02 04:55 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...then Jason realizes he's gay so Learner and Jason start having passionate buttsex while Visage helps get Learner off by peeing in his mouth while Learner fists his ass...
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#24710 - 05/21/02 06:33 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Loc: in female crotch
and then jason implodes into dust never to be seen again (and all along he wasnt gay)

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#24711 - 05/21/02 06:34 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Loc: San Andreas
... But then Jello Biafra shows up and...

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#24712 - 05/21/02 06:34 PM Re: once upon a time...
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and then jason implodes into dust never to be seen again (and all along he wasnt gay)

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#24713 - 05/22/02 11:02 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...But then, Jason comes back and marries Boy George, but suddenly...

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#24714 - 05/26/02 06:40 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Curse decides he must un-marry them, because jason took his life-long butt-lover away. He races toward Jason with divorce papers and a watergun.
Curse puts the gun to Jason's head telling him to give up his hubby or take the water guy in his ass. Given the ultimatun, Jason decides he never really liked Boy George anyway (all he wanted was money for a new computer)...but just when Jason is about to sign the divorce papers.....
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#24715 - 05/26/02 06:50 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...Boy George starts singing why can't we be friends, curse realizes his hidden desires, rips of his, jasons and Boy Georges clothes, grabs Boy George by the shoulders and . . .
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#24716 - 05/26/02 07:40 AM Re: once upon a time...
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curse pulls out his purple and pink water gun that he kept *just in case* He motions for Jason to come and get it, but Jason doesn't want a water gun in his ass (though he thought it sounded a little sekzy) [Yum]
So Jason grabs crime and starts beating him with......
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#24717 - 05/26/02 08:34 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Loc: Who is this?
his moms purple man love doll, that has red and yellow....
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#24718 - 05/26/02 05:46 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...penis that crooks like a hook, mostly because of the rubber bands that are needed to keep it hard because...
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#24719 - 05/28/02 04:01 AM Re: once upon a time...
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The doll is made entirely out of edible underwear. So, while Jason was beating the **** out of crime, Boy George and his new ass b/eating crew (consisted of Giz, neo, unreal, and defcon) came to help george consume the entire doll. While they were consuming one edible panty after another.......
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#24720 - 05/28/02 07:37 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...gizmo pulled out his sawd off shotgun and pumped boy gorge fulla lead, then neo grabed a gernade and jamed it up gorge's ass, after they ran away...
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