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#24751 - 06/06/02 08:34 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...But then while Learner is sitting in his house drinking beer, he hears a knock on the door, and a man in a tie hands him an envelope and says "*Learner's Real Name*, consider yourself served' and he opens the envelope to find a surpena because Skippy is sueing him for back child support payments, then UGN Security finds out that Learner and Skippy were once married and have twelve half-African/half-Hatian kids, but then unreal gets a knock and on his door and...

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#24752 - 06/06/02 08:36 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...curse kicks him in the nads...
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#24753 - 06/07/02 06:17 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Learner realises he is found out, Still says I anit payin for those bastards. She better go find the dad. <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/pissed.gif" />

Just at that moment Curse's foot is broken for kicking unreal in his steal nads
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#24754 - 06/08/02 05:36 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Skippy decides that learner is not the father, and would never sleep with him. They actually got married while Skippy was drunk in a Las Vegas chapel. *Learner wishes that he could have a girl like her....
Then, Skippy puts all the little kiddies to work on a farm and makes more than enough money to cover the measly money that learner wouldn't have made anyhow.( [Angel] <----- I wouldn't ever really do that...) Then, learner....
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#24755 - 06/08/02 06:58 PM Re: once upon a time...
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blows his brains out and is out of the story. After learner went splat....
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#24756 - 06/09/02 03:34 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... Curse handed Seph a mop and told him to clean Le4rner off the board because this isn't the Anarchy forum so dead bodies don't look right and are bad for business, then...

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#24757 - 06/09/02 03:45 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Seph says "Me? Clean? BAH!!!!"
and hands the mop to phun, because thats his part in his family mob.. the janitor...

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#24758 - 06/11/02 05:06 PM Re: once upon a time...
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skippy feels bad for phun, so she takes out some of her child slave labor money and pays someone to clean it for him. Skippy........
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#24759 - 06/13/02 07:33 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...then finds out that Dp is just a homeless guy that was born to clean, so she finnaly regrets what she had done. So she takes back all the labor money and puts DP back to work...

Meanwhile, back at Crimes house, the box.....

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#24760 - 06/13/02 08:14 AM Re: once upon a time...
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... Arrives, and to Crime's astonishment Curse is not inside, but really there is...

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#24761 - 06/13/02 12:17 PM Re: once upon a time...
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-note- when this thread hits 15 pages it will be closed -note-
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#24762 - 06/13/02 03:20 PM Re: once upon a time...
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HOOAH!!! Lez go 15, *me runs away*
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#24763 - 06/16/02 05:12 AM Re: once upon a time...
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/Me smiles... 15, eh?

But, anyway....... there once was a monkey... (I'm starting this over, lets make it even better)
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#24764 - 06/16/02 06:14 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Registered: 05/25/02
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who had 3 nipples.....
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#24765 - 06/16/02 11:49 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Loc: England
But then Crime arives home and finds the note.
after reading the message, he crumbles the paper up and says to gizmo.....

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