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#24676 - 05/10/02 03:14 PM Re: once upon a time...
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hKzKnight is back to life and everyone is like what the **** is with this guy? Why can't he die. Yet the truth be told, hKzKnight was never a real person, yet a hologram made by UGN Security for no real reason just to make up for lost times of watching a really weird nut case go around the forums. Then suddenly Gizmo turns on the tv to found out...
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#24677 - 05/10/02 08:11 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...that the football game is on, so he sat down and watched contently with a beer and chips...
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#24678 - 05/10/02 10:50 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...then he terminated hKzKnight's program out of boredom, and replaces his life with a very small shell script. But just as Gizmo hits enter...
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#24679 - 05/10/02 10:51 PM Re: once upon a time...
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..unreal has 0wned Gizzy's boxen, pulling a 'shutdown -r now' just as Gizzy starts the script..

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#24680 - 05/10/02 10:52 PM Re: once upon a time...
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then the world implodes and they all die, k?

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#24681 - 05/10/02 10:53 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...he realized that the tiniest shell script would be too big to fill the gap of hKzKnight's former "life"...
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#24682 - 05/11/02 12:41 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Quote:
Originally posted by QueerMushroom:
then the world implodes and they all die, k?


How do we do it, no one can die here **** it! I would like to have you know my storage is 1982344kb! (hkzknight notices people are laughing at his storage)
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#24683 - 05/11/02 02:29 AM Re: once upon a time...
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and after all this bull**** the nice people at UGN Security realize that this has gone too far...but suddenly....
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#24684 - 05/11/02 12:37 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...UGN Security will self destruct in t minux 5 minutes and counting...
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#24685 - 05/11/02 12:55 PM Re: once upon a time...
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What Gizzy failed to mention was that the only thing in UGN Security that did self destruct was the computer holding hKzKnight's shell script...finally, hKzKnight is dead..

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#24686 - 05/12/02 12:03 AM Re: once upon a time...
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... Then Curse uses his leet0 first aid skills to make sure hKzKnight is really dead, but suddenly unreal...

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#24687 - 05/12/02 12:33 AM Re: once upon a time...
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brought hkzKnight back to life. Then the muffin man started to fight the gingerbread man causing the internet 2...
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#24688 - 05/12/02 11:18 AM Re: once upon a time...
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kill hkzknight !!!!

(has this topic gone horribly wrong?? WE're all determined to make sure hkzknight dies...even though we all know he can't ;-)

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#24689 - 05/12/02 12:24 PM Re: once upon a time...
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hKzKnight runs around in the storm going haha. So tru eh soap... Then as laughing hKzKnight suddenly drops dead... 4 min later a bolt of lightning strikes him and then he comes back and everyone goes ahhhh **** sob is back and it just winds up everyone kills them selves instead causing the c0ws to...
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#24690 - 05/12/02 02:26 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Tear through hKz's flesh with their teath, then after theive de-maled him crime procieded to...
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