Originally posted by Gizmo:

Batman: Excuse me, I seem to be lost, can you show me to your batcave?
Girl: Holly perverts its Batman!!!
or
Batman: Jena and Barbara Bush!!! Funny seeing you here. Wana help me fire off a missle? Or should I tell your dad I found you here at this S&M party.
Girl1: Oh Rumsfeld, you have to promise not to tell my dad!!!
Girl2: What do I care I am drunk.