Old Lady: "Oh my sweet little sugar bell, you're going to do so grand at the ball tonight..."
Sam: "But mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm a boy!"
Old Lady: "Nonsense little sugar bell, you're momma's little sweet girl"
Sam: "Dear lord, ever since sherly died..."
Old Lady: "SUGAR BELL! NONE OF THAT! IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!"
Sam: "Yes mother..."