Well don't get fresh, and think anyone but a female wanting will be thawing that ice. I feel tha cold part though, it's snowy, and freezing here. But like, I'm not a popsicle, I'm a iron rod in a forge. Yes, you've got super glue, and vanilla ice cream still in your pantz. Go get your unsuper gluez0r on, with some whatever, and then alcohol that nasty old vanilla smell. Then cleanse properly. Then liek maybe that popsicle/chick idea will work.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"