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#25683 - 01/11/04 01:35 PM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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Originally posted by IceMyst:
dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!!
Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move.
haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though.

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#25684 - 01/11/04 07:54 PM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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Originally posted by shelli:
haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though. [/QUOTE]

Hey remember he's a gremlin, if he gets wet, he'll multiply very, very fast.
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#25685 - 01/11/04 08:51 PM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!!
They say temptation will destroy our lives:/ I always come back anyway, I'm like that song "Dead Man's Party". Listen close to it "Don't run away, it's only me!"

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Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move.
You fear though, I see infared:/ So um, stand perfectly still, as I move in for the kill;/ All a bucket of ice cream down your pantz! Fear the predator [alien]

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haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though.
Aww, too bad, my ex had showering with men issues ;D I'm a good shower buddy, I'm not all about the body scrunchy action, unless...but I do clean very well, and I'm gentle. I liek washing hair too.

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Hey remember he's a gremlin, if he gets wet, he'll multiply very, very fast.
Sok, my multiplication, is only of a few natures. I'm a 3rd generation moguai see that pistol scene in 3? I don't fully regen all new gremlins, just new parts of me. Very, very fast...no...very, very slow, in time that is. Like in the song, "In The Air Tonight", pace your multiples, but fast speed is cool too. O wait...were talking about moguai eggs from water. Meh, one track mind this morning. But I don't get wet, wetness beads, and drips off me.

<img src=" title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" /> *bed dances to phil collins* If you can't shake it driving, in bed, and other places where your horizontal or otherwise your legs are dysfunctional, you probably have no dance floor skills imo. Heh *taps foot on back of leg*.

Gah I hate Sundays, so silent, and lonely. My ADD, and energy levels rage. Hyperactive like the gremlin hanging from the ceiling fan swinging? [yum]

Words like restless, gravity, fear, floating, weighed, and measured come into play in my head all alone. Listening to mp3's, chillin on my futon, tucked under my patchwork blanky, cold, warming, with my laptop's lcd my only attension, as I ignore the world.
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#25686 - 01/12/04 04:26 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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Originally posted by weeve:
You fear though, I see infared:/ So um, stand perfectly still, as I move in for the kill;/ All a bucket of ice cream down your pantz! Fear the predator :alien. [/QUOTE]

What flavor of ice cream?

P.S. Welcome to the board.
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#25687 - 01/12/04 06:43 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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This board just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
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#25688 - 01/12/04 07:20 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
weeve Offline
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uh heh welcome who to the board?

Flavor would be super glue, it's liek vanilla with slure glue mixed in, so the stick sticks to you

Yea Dis, that is a good thing, isn't it? To me I liek the weirdness. you?
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#25689 - 01/12/04 10:45 PM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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Hmmm, vanilla and glue, don't think I ever heard of that flavor.
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#25690 - 01/13/04 08:07 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
weeve Offline
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not a flavor really...the vanilla ice cream melts, and the super glue makes sure it stays in place, aka sticky sticky.
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#25691 - 01/14/04 04:58 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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Originally posted by weeve:
not a flavor really...the vanilla ice cream melts, and the super glue makes sure it stays in place, aka sticky sticky.
I'm not a popcicle damn it! Oh wait, yes I am. I'm to cold to be anything else right now.
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#25692 - 01/14/04 08:24 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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Well don't get fresh, and think anyone but a female wanting will be thawing that ice. I feel tha cold part though, it's snowy, and freezing here. But like, I'm not a popsicle, I'm a iron rod in a forge. Yes, you've got super glue, and vanilla ice cream still in your pantz. Go get your unsuper gluez0r on, with some whatever, and then alcohol that nasty old vanilla smell. Then cleanse properly. Then liek maybe that popsicle/chick idea will work.
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#25693 - 01/15/04 08:24 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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Shakes his head and walks away.
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#25694 - 01/15/04 08:57 AM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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stfu. All of you. 'cept you weeve. <3

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#25695 - 01/15/04 01:37 PM Re: Steady incline of females on UGN!
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<3 ;p
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