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#26007 - 07/20/02 01:26 AM /me tries brightening up the place with...
Deviation187 Offline
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Registered: 03/26/02
Posts: 536
Loc: L.A Cal.
10 Reasons why Girlfriends are better than computers :x

1. Girlfriends are cheaper to maintain than computers.
. . . cost of girlfriend maintenance varies significantly from model to model.
2. Girlfriends can become older, but never obsolete.
. . . no, only fat, wrinkled and ugly. I can always buy an upgrade for my computer.
3. Computers cannot iron your shirts or make your food.
. . . just like computers, performance varies from model to model, you always get
exactly what you pay for.
4. Cum makes keyboards SOO sticky - and you can't wash them.
. . . Try the disk drive but remember to cover your disk.
5. Girlfriends function very well during main current breakdowns.
. . . computers don't have PMS!
6. When a girlfriend makes an error, it is not ALWAYS your fault.
. . . if it's not your fault, then whose fault is it?
7. Girlfriends do their own routine maintenance.
. . . once you live with one, you will learn - they require routine maintenance
each and every morning, I just turn my computer on each morning.
8. Girlfriends' memories do not get accidentally erased.
. . . not accidentally, they forget exactly what they want to forget, exactly
when they want to forget.
9. Even if you have been awake all night with your girlfriend,
your eyes are not necessarily red.
. . . it's hard to argue with sex.
10. Computers are totally boring in bed.
. . . they don't steal the covers either.
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#26008 - 07/20/02 03:32 AM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Deviation187 Offline
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Registered: 03/26/02
Posts: 536
Loc: L.A Cal.
A man loved a girl studies computer science/engineer.
he sent a letter saying :

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER
Believe me it is true...

You installed the best in me.
Your picture is always in my background.
You clicked my heart gently.
You drive me crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in
me.
You restored my kindness after I thought it was
corrupted.
I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heart
beat per second.
You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.
You are the only one that could navigate my feelings
and explore my emotions at the same time.
I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not
responding.
I always feel you close to me when I shut down my
eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for you to
pass.
You are the only one that can log into my heart and
never log out.
I dream of being your only serveras long as I live.
You don't have to search for me,cause we are always
linked to
each others.
I see your name everywhere, my FrontPage, my homepage
and all my software.
I scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by
you.
You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I
do?.
You formatted my life and added happiness to view.
Believe me it is true...
I love you more than my CPU.
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#26009 - 07/20/02 11:08 AM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Moffesto Offline
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Registered: 04/22/02
Posts: 730
Loc: Kuntucky
Quote:
computers :x

1. Girlfriends are cheaper to maintain than computers.
. . . cost of girlfriend maintenance varies significantly from model to model.
hmmm.... i think girls cost more, i could maintain a computer without spending hardly anything... If you dont spend $$ on your gf... they dont tend to last long .
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#26010 - 07/21/02 09:27 PM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Imperial Offline
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Registered: 03/07/02
Posts: 201
Loc: inside
I am really confused...deviation, you're a girl aren't you?

I've been wondering that for a long time...I thought I should ask.

Aren't you uh...god who was she, from back when...she was that girl curse brought in...damnit..her name...well I don't remember but for the longest time I've been thinking you were her.

You are her aren't you?
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#26011 - 07/21/02 10:34 PM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Deviation187 Offline
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Registered: 03/26/02
Posts: 536
Loc: L.A Cal.
err, not a girl, lol fuck next time Im really bored ill think twice before posting something [Shit]
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#26012 - 07/22/02 04:52 AM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Paragon Offline
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Registered: 06/14/02
Posts: 168
LOL!

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#26013 - 07/22/02 07:26 AM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
SilentRage Offline
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 1273
Loc: OH, USA
heh, don't sweat it dude, I used to use the nick H@ck@ngel... well, a lot of people kept thinking I was a girl. I guess it's cause they usually associate angels with women.

So, now I have a properly masculine name.
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#26014 - 07/22/02 10:45 AM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Curse Offline

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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 533
Loc: San Andreas
I brought a girl in? when? lol

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#26015 - 07/22/02 12:42 PM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Imperial Offline
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Registered: 03/07/02
Posts: 201
Loc: inside
no it wasn't just this topic, I thought you were female since you joined...

curse: it was that one girl that thought she was a vampire
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#26016 - 07/22/02 01:32 PM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Gollum Offline
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Registered: 06/05/02
Posts: 207
Loc: US
it was't compuphreak was it? hey sr, i dind't know you were h@ck@ngel...although, i never thought you were a girl anyway//
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Let the gift be grown in the time to call our own
Truth is natural like a wind that blows
Follow the direction no matter where it goes
Let the truth blow like a hurricane through me

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#26017 - 07/22/02 01:57 PM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
SilentRage Offline
DollarDNS Owner

Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 1273
Loc: OH, USA
hey, you actually remember H@ck@ngel? Well, I also ditched the name cause people may think I'm lame cause of it. I had chosen it cause I hack - but I'm a 'good guy' - but others would think I consider myself a big-time hacker or something.
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#26018 - 07/22/02 02:56 PM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Imperial Offline
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Registered: 03/07/02
Posts: 201
Loc: inside
no, not compuphreak...she thought she was a vampire and she wrote poetry...gah! curse knows...

oh and...*ahem*

GOLLUM!
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#26019 - 07/22/02 11:44 PM Re: /me tries brightening up the place with...
Cold Sunn Offline
UGN GFX Whore

Registered: 03/03/02
Posts: 574
Loc: us
lol those fuckin goth's are messed up

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