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#26380 - 10/11/04 07:27 AM IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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Loc: Canada eh
Oct 10 02:59:38 hi
Oct 10 02:59:46 i first come
Oct 10 03:00:35 well that's ok
Oct 10 03:00:45 as long as you can use your mouth
Oct 10 03:00:50 they enjoy that
Oct 10 03:01:01 lol...
Oct 10 03:01:22 what expolit now?
Oct 10 03:01:34 I suggest the tongue tornado
Oct 10 03:01:38 exploits the sensitive areas
Oct 10 03:01:49 sorry.
Oct 10 03:02:07 no prob! glad to help
Oct 10 03:07:51 -- luckyelement has quit ()
Oct 10 03:09:25 haha
Oct 10 03:09:28 awesome

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#26381 - 10/11/04 07:42 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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[19:16] learner, didnt you have a custody battle with your wife?
[19:16] you can do either
[19:16] heh
[19:16] battle rages on my friend
[19:16] Ahhh
[19:17] learner, hows it progressing?
[19:17] yeh well leave your kids to me in yoru will lol
[19:17] My kid(just the one) with Gizzy
[19:17] hmmmm
[19:18] thought you had 2?
[19:18] Just the one
[19:18] heh
[19:18] She miss carried the other
[19:18] yeh man, i'm the perfect stay at home mom lol
[19:18] ha ha ha
[19:18] ahh, prolly all the sex and drinkin
[19:19] for instance, I woke up at like noon and have yet to leave this spot
[19:19] lol
[19:19] you're my idol.
[19:19] all i've done is worked and played with my lighter
[19:19] you can do that in the army too
[19:19] and watched satelite
[19:19] * Ghost stops interupting and goes back into the background...
[19:19] I did that for 4 years in the US army
[19:19] lol
[19:19] 31 U job code
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#26382 - 10/11/04 07:43 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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[19:24] Le4rner needs to hurry up and move to oregon :x
[19:24] weeve will be out here eventually
[19:24] alcohol and hardware! what more do you want?!
[19:24] then we can have the best parties
[19:24] ha ha ha
[19:24] it'll be like that movie 3 men and a little baby only it'll be "3 men and learners kid"
[19:24] Portland, but I have nothing out there
[19:24] we have verizon
[19:24] I have family to mooch off here
[19:24] and tons of bitches
[19:24] Good job
[19:24] you can make stuff off hee
[19:24] lol
[19:24] Old girlfriends
[19:25] you have me
[19:25] ahhh My gizzy bear
[19:25] not sure if i count on #1, 2, or 3
[19:25] * Le4rner makes kissy face
[19:25] am i family, a job, or an old girlfriend
[19:25] lol
[19:25] or all three in some sick combination
[19:25] roflmao
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#26383 - 10/11/04 07:43 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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[19:43] alright
[19:43] So I decided the wife has been gone it has been 7 months since I got laid. Time to start looking right
[19:44] I see this lady smiling at me at the gas station that same day I decided this
[19:44] lolo
[19:44] So I falsh a smile back and stike up a conversation/
[19:44] she isn't ugly, but no model either
[19:44] lol
[19:44] thick?
[19:44] Nah thin big boobs
[19:45] nice
[19:45]
[19:45] so the conversation starts going to sex
[19:45]
[19:45] I am like, whoa I forgot how good I am at this
[19:45] lol
[19:45] She is giving me her number.
[19:45] then she leads in with this little tid bit
[19:46] Now I don't want to alarm you but I have some medical issues
[19:46] I says "Not VD right"
[19:46] She says oh nothing like that
[19:46] phew right
[19:46] Nah she has a fucking shit bag she has to wear
[19:46] lol
[19:47] I guess is stinks to high heaven too
[19:47] that is why her husband left her
[19:47] haha
[19:47] weak bladders rule
[19:47] lol
[19:47] it would just fill up and run him out of the room
[19:47] Her ass hole is sewn up
[19:47] what the..
[19:47] thats fucked up!
[19:47] Only I could find such a lovely woman
[19:48] So I'm like, yea I'll call you
[19:48] lol
[19:48] I give her my buddys number
[19:48] and said call me
[19:48] so, i guess anal is out of the question
[19:48] Yea, she asked if I need to have anal
[19:48] i'd be like "no, but it's an added bonus"
[19:48] But she says she loves giving head soooo.....
[19:48] haha
[19:48] cool
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#26384 - 10/11/04 07:43 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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[19:49] That was that day
[19:49] When my trans went out, I was lucky enough to break down in the middle of a main road during rush hour next to the homeless looking for money
[19:50] lol
[19:50] They gave me advise on my car and life
[19:50] "mush!"
[19:50] lol
[19:50] "wanna make $20?" "sure" "push my car, mush!"
[19:50] lmao
[19:50] One told me "I rember my car breaking down, that is how I ended up here"
[19:51] sit on your roof with ropes around the wheel and a whip
[19:51] "mush mush little hobo, mush!"
[19:51] It was locked up in the trans, no pushing could move it
[19:51] lol fun
[19:51] Yea 4 lane road. I am in the freaking middle
[19:51] Cars were locking up breaks to miss it
[19:52] then they would sit behind it blowing thier horns thinking someone was inside
[19:52] Bums are telling me "Did you see them almost hit your car" And Hey can you buy me a hot dog"
[19:52] lol
[19:53] if i was a bum, would you buy me a hot dog?
[19:53] of course
[19:53] hell screw the bum part; just buy me a hot dog
[19:53] lol
[19:53] lol
[19:53] i'm a bum, buy me a hotdog
[19:53] life is really funny if you can look at it from distant shoes sometimes
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#26385 - 10/11/04 07:44 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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And as Inf previously stated:

[01:53] * luckyelement (luckyeleme61.51.216.155) has joined #undergroundnews
[01:55] ?
[01:55] ?
[01:55] ?
[01:55] hi luckyelement
[01:55] ¨
[01:59] hi
[02:00] i first come
[02:00] well that's ok
[02:01] as long as you can use your mouth
[02:01] they enjoy that
[02:01] lol...
[02:01] what expolit now?
[02:01] I suggest the tongue tornado
[02:01] exploits the sensitive areas
[02:02] sorry.
[02:02] no prob! glad to help
[02:08] * luckyelement ([email protected]) Quit
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#26386 - 10/11/04 07:47 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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[17:37] * Guest09537 is now known as Mark
[17:37] * jonconley ([email protected]) has joined #undergroundnews
[17:37] anybody here?
[17:37] .
[17:38] <@Gizmo> heh
[17:38] hey Gizmo
[17:39] what's up?
[17:39] sweet. I must not exist
[17:39] ./ignoreall
[17:39] sorry
[17:39] hey
[17:39] <@Gizmo> lol
[17:39] <@Gizmo> umm oi
[17:41] * jonconley away. Gotta read Animal Farm for Logic. bbl
[17:58] * jonconley ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
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#26387 - 10/11/04 07:48 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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[01:44] <@unreal> well once I can afford an extra $200-$230/month, I'll be in one of these: http://medlem.spray.se/BMW328/BMW328/Bilder/BMW328/BMW328I_NEW56.jpg
[01:44] <@unreal> so if anyone has suggestions or donations...
[01:44] obsess much?
[01:44] <@Gizmo> who obsesses?
[01:44] beamer boy over there
[01:44] :p
[01:45] <@Gizmo> lol
[01:45] <@unreal> :p
[01:45] <@unreal> very much so
[01:45] <@Gizmo> unreal == optix? :-0x
[01:45] <@unreal> haha shit no
[01:45] <@unreal> unlike optix, I can drive
[01:45] <@Gizmo> hahahaha
[01:45] <@Gizmo> amen :-x
[01:45] <@unreal> like...performance drive for real :p
[01:46] <@unreal> i.e. why I want a BMW
[01:46] <@unreal> being able to heel-toe and balance a pickup truck in a corner just doesn't do it for me :p
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#26388 - 10/11/04 07:51 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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Some funny ass quotes there lol :]
My favroute is the first one lol
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#26389 - 10/11/04 08:04 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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I'm gonna learn C++!
lol
What happened to PHP?
It got hit by a truck
There was nothing I could do

kinda funny? er? maybe?
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#26390 - 10/11/04 08:51 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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lame.
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#26391 - 10/11/04 07:52 PM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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The shit bag one was a true story. Next year has to be better. It just has to be.

Lets see

Buddy torched himself
Wife left to be with a chick
Car broke down during rush hour
Dad's Jeep broke down for good
Lady with poop bag is who I attract


I figure January 01, 2005 My bad luck will go back to the old good luck I've allways had.
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#26392 - 10/12/04 12:53 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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yeh you just think that heh
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#26393 - 10/12/04 02:43 AM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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Quote:
[19:45] I am like, whoa I forgot how good I am at this
Or how desperate she is :p

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#26394 - 10/21/04 05:12 PM Re: IRC Quotes (Featuring: Cunnilingus a la unreal)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Infinite:
Quote:
[19:45] I am like, whoa I forgot how good I am at this
Or how desperate she is :p
Whatever, that's the kinda chick I'd want. She has her shit out in the open, so you can deal with it, as opposed to most chicks who expect you to just figure it out.

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