[19:43] <Le4rner> alright
[19:43] <Le4rner> So I decided the wife has been gone it has been 7 months since I got laid. Time to start looking right
[19:44] <Le4rner> I see this lady smiling at me at the gas station that same day I decided this
[19:44] <Gizmo> lolo
[19:44] <Le4rner> So I falsh a smile back and stike up a conversation/
[19:44] <Le4rner> she isn't ugly, but no model either
[19:44] <Gizmo> lol
[19:44] <Gizmo> thick?
[19:44] <Le4rner> Nah thin big boobs
[19:45] <Gizmo> nice
[19:45] <Le4rner>
[19:45] <Le4rner> so the conversation starts going to sex
[19:45] <Le4rner>
[19:45] <Le4rner> I am like, whoa I forgot how good I am at this
[19:45] <Ice> lol
[19:45] <Le4rner> She is giving me her number.
[19:45] <Le4rner> then she leads in with this little tid bit
[19:46] <Le4rner> Now I don't want to alarm you but I have some medical issues
[19:46] <Le4rner> I says "Not VD right"
[19:46] <Le4rner> She says oh nothing like that
[19:46] <Le4rner> phew right
[19:46] <Le4rner> Nah she has a [censored] [censored] bag she has to wear
[19:46] <Gizmo> lol
[19:47] <Le4rner> I guess is stinks to high heaven too
[19:47] <Le4rner> that is why her husband left her
[19:47] <Gizmo> haha
[19:47] <Gizmo> weak bladders rule
[19:47] <Gizmo> lol
[19:47] <Le4rner> it would just fill up and run him out of the room
[19:47] <Le4rner> Her [censored] hole is sewn up
[19:47] <Ghost> what the..
[19:47] <Ghost> thats [censored] up!
[19:47] <Le4rner> Only I could find such a lovely woman
[19:48] <Le4rner> So I'm like, yea I'll call you
[19:48] <Ice> lol
[19:48] <Le4rner> I give her my buddys number
[19:48] <Le4rner> and said call me
[19:48] <Gizmo> so, i guess anal is out of the question
[19:48] <Le4rner> Yea, she asked if I need to have anal
[19:48] <Gizmo> i'd be like "no, but it's an added bonus"
[19:48] <Le4rner> But she says she loves giving head soooo.....
[19:48] <Gizmo> haha
[19:48] <Gizmo> cool