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#27293 - 06/27/02 03:45 AM ho ho hoe.h
mtlhd Offline
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Registered: 05/21/02
Posts: 67
Loc: Los Angeles,CA
ehhhhh, boredom works in mysterious ways ;o\

Code:
/*
 * ===================================
 * Feel free to use, copy, modify, and
 * distribute this software. I did ;ox
 * More people should go to the irc,
 * it's lonely in there. Thanks to sil
 * and meth ;o\
 * ===================================
 */

#define _H0E_   

extern char __slut[];  
   
#define HUGE_RACK (*(40dd *)__breasts)     
#define B1MB0 (*(IQ == 0 *)__brain)
#define PIMPAGE (*(const, char, *y0_name *)__fewl)

#if  hewchie(_PIMP_HER_) &&  wh0re

_MAKE_SHUM_LOOT)  
#define BREASTS 	40DD++
#define WAIST		28
#define HIPS		34++
#define HAIR		BLONDE
#define IQ		10


enum wh0reskills {cook, clean, shut_the_fuck_up, secks0rization};                   

/* if h0e acts up then refer to bitchslap.h to
keep
 * all sockets in order and keep that hewchie in
 * in her place
 */


struct wh0re {    
	int slut;
	char *name;
};
#endif

#define	HUGE		BREASTS 

#define	DOMAIN		KITCHEN
#define	IRON 		MY_CLOTHES
#define	OVERFLOW	BITCHSLAP 
#define	UNDERFLOW	BITCHSLAP
#define	LAUNDRY		MY_CLOTHES
#define	SECKS		BED_ROOM
#define STFU		SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP


#endif /* _H0E_ */  
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#27294 - 06/27/02 10:57 AM Re: ho ho hoe.h
Curse Offline

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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 533
Loc: San Andreas
MTLHD !!!

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#27295 - 06/27/02 11:06 AM Re: ho ho hoe.h
bor Offline
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Registered: 03/02/02
Posts: 95
Loc: Tampa, Florida
Man, you should have just submitted that to npanxx. We could use that in an issue. lol.
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#27296 - 06/27/02 12:01 PM Re: ho ho hoe.h
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Registered: 03/26/02
Posts: 536
Loc: L.A Cal.
hes bored yet he gets very hyperactive...
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#27297 - 06/27/02 01:44 PM Re: ho ho hoe.h
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Registered: 03/05/02
Posts: 562
With that I bow down. /me appludes [Joker]
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