I want for Christmas:
- Ownership of Jerusalem (so I can kick everyone out and make the entire city my mansion)
- George W. Bush's Soul in a mayonnaise jar (with half the mayo still in it)
- A Collection of John Denver CD's (Great for interrogating wiggers)
- A European Styled Damascus Steel Hand and a Half Sword
- $500,000,000 worth of Gold Bars
- My own country (Canada will do)
- World Peace guarenteed for 10 years (that way when I start shit no one will know what hit them)
- My pick of any 4 Actresses to be my slaves
- Oh and a new watch band
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