fellatio from latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. So the question is "To Suck, or not to suck?"

"Lol, weeve and pergesu are outliving us all... I don't get weeve though, he's smoked more cigs and done more drugs than the majority of UGN Security combined..."

weeve has also died already;X

don't forget that I'm also genetically different do to my ancestrial genes.

but that's not why I'll outlive you all, why is that I'm a hybrid, and once giz dies I'm going to inject my rna into him:X To bind to his dead dna, and bring him back to life.:X:X

someday someone will catch up to my smoking count on here(maybe). meh, someday may never come, either way. Here's some quizie goodness.

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi

Fannie May Candies, produces 40 million boxs a chocolate a year, and the company hires more woman/has works that are a majority woman. Because they believe, their dex is higher. It shows because they pack in a general day 250k peices of chocolate.

yea more quizies soon.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 28, 2028
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Homicide (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

dood all this cancer....wtf...but bro you got a new one in this group I think, homicide:X

November 20, 2041
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )


Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.
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You are 40% GAY!

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 39% gay!
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Haha

Infinite

I got this because all I could think about was getting into Natalie Portman's pants. Oh, and fucking people up with lightning. :p

I picked the purple lightsabre, but yeah, it's all about getting into natalie's pants :p

Learner you gotta love how those death date stats keep changing as more people take it.
Infi lol "You liek being naked" who doesn't?! lol that's amusing. unreal, and infi baing anakin. Guess I all train your sons someday to pwn you, then they become you:D

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HAI MANDY ! :p

LMAO well well...you gotta know all sith's hide themselves as good peoples:D:X

more quizies.

You will click a mouse button soon. <- that was my fortune.

How about ya click here to get yours.

i got

i spent the whole time trying to get into pademe's pants. i'm a bad bad girl!


i am also 68% lazy

and thespark also seems to think with 80% confidence that i'm a man!!! *shudders*

to top it off i'm 55% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

and now last but not least i'm only 26% Pure.
boy am i a bad person. he he he

You are definitely a man!

Wyld Chylde
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)

*confused* Your wifes a dood now? kekeke? :X when did this happen Jay?





Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

A Rum and Monkey joint.

The rest of the quiz thang was:

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
Consider that a divorce! You're
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?
Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 188 pints of beer! How big is your beer belly?

Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 3, 2066
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)

ACCOUNTANT
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.

You are 24% GAY!