I just thought this was friggen hilarious...

Quote:
Hello Beloved,

I am Pastor STEVEN MOORE the pastor of God's Ark Of Safety Ministry.
http://www.godsark.org I should say I have been instructed to write this mail
to
you, from above. Although I donít know you facially, but I could see
you in
the
spirits. We are reconstructing the house of God in England in a form of
an
ark due to the vision, and usually, we have a card to raise funds for
it
which is called "church development fund" Card. Of course we have
thousands
of people contributing right now towards the construction, & as such,
we
donít
really lack funds. But it baffles me because your email address was
revealed
to me 3 days ago that you must be a donor to the reconstruction.

I am sorry I had not sent you this message all along, but you should
understand that I had to pray to be sure of this errand before sending
it to
you. But however, are you there in England? if so I would like to meet
you, as we are all in England now . This is a very serious issue and I
encourage you to obey the voice. In the revelation, I understood God
want
you
to make a challenge towards your breakthrough. Your Mail Id was given
to me
by a little girl accompanied with two mighty men in the prevalence. I
read
it
and i understood every bit of it clearly.

I advise you write me back now so that i would let my pastors know you
exits
for real. The revelation also state at the back of the email paper that
you
should pray against loosing your Job & your best friend. I have a
strong
feeling that you have a commitment with God. Did you ever VOW to God
before now? I would really want to know who you are. Are you a
Christian?
Did
you get a similar revelation?

Please write me now at my private mail: [email protected] :

You could call me for counseling on:( +44 7040110305)
I hope to hear from you very soon.

Pastor STEVEN MOORE
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*Hell hath no fury like a womens anger and damn be the fool who gets in her way*

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