lol dude, take a screenshot of your desktop. Then add that in with photoshop or something, then set it as the background. I did that with a missing .lnk error once, fun times.
yes, it scares me as well. I bet she wants to look at your adult content.... It would b funny if it uploaded all your to grannys pc and she sits there all day going at it. That might b a good reason y she is shaking that hand so wierd.... shes been sticking it up the ole cooch to many time :x