lets go thru the year and explain why you can on each one;
New Years: you have to drink to the new year.
Groundhogs Day (Feb 2): Phil the groundhog.
Valentine's Day (Feb 14): have to drink to love or lack of.
Mardi Gras (Feb 28): drinking is the point of this one
St. Patrick's Day (March 17): it's all the Irish do!
April Fool's Day (April 1): to the victory of pissing at least 1 person off
Easter (April 16 or something): Jesus went to heaven so we could. gotta givem props for that.
Cinco de Mayo (May 5): for the Mexicans
4th of July: freedom to say Bush takes it up the ass!
Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sep 19): whiskey! arg!
National German-American Day (Oct 6): Just for Giz
Holloween: gotta wash the candy down with something.
Thanksgiving (Nov 23): here's to the native americans we almost wiped out
Hanukkah: the jews needs something
Christmas(Dec 25): drink to jesus and drink for the presents.
Kwanza (Dec 26): for the black people cause they need something also.
See you can drink for every holiday!
