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A fark is a photo that has be doctered to meet a specific plan. An example would be placing someones head on someones body, or modifying various things in an image.

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Entry #1, Phantom Console doctoring, notice, UGN Security on screen.



Entry #2, NES Cartrage, notice, there is no UGN Security nintendo game, but it's fun to wet dream isn't it?



Now, wheres yours?

The super famous image...is it real or fake? You be the judge.

That's taken with a web cam, my skin isn't actually that...well, whatever the hell it is.

lol, you look like a blowup doll...

haha looks like a statue that has rotten for a bit--> better luck next time you could prob merge em real well if u werent so pasty :p

damn, that "person" looks like part of a news paper that was photographed with a digital camera.

You dumbasses, I already said it's cause of my shitty web cam.

Ahahahaha...classic. :x

I just couldn't pass it up... I found this photo of this little girl at a birthday party when searching google for ducky, perg just poped into mind...

Newest creation: Perg, the ducky lover... He's lonely cas no one showed up, but wait, who's that at the door, it's GIZZY! Look at that cute lil smile...



You know, perg, if I were to fark you into a dress, your face would fit so well, you have such fair skin... you need to get out more, get a job workin with your hands lol...

Love the ducky lover. And perg, I know she may be hot, but you seem like you are getting a little rough by actually burying your hand into the woman's back. Kobe stylee?

And for my next victem, perg, in a dress... Perg, we all know that this is really why you were in japan... WE HAVE PROOF!

chinese guys are so lucky to have such a hot bitch

hahaha, thats funny as hell

Any volunteers to be my next victem's? If so, email your photo to Gizmo[at]undergroundnews[dot]com Subject: UGN Security Farks: Fark Me

Fark meh !

You have my photo. :x

Does anyone have any good pics of Gizmo? He has control of the camera at the moment and I have no clue of where he hides things on his comp... If so e-mail them to icemyst[at]undergroundnews[dot]com

he he he he....

-Gizmo's Wife

Just this one.......................


Is this the new ad campaign? I found it online somewhere a long time ago.

It'd help if it was me, but granted, it would be a fark with my name, by Crime I believe...

I just brought you in the bathroom where you took like 9 of 'em... now get to work and produce something of quality...

So how do you guys like Gizmo in fat women's langerie?


i know it sucks but this is my first fark with real photo's. but still the thought of Gizzy in langerie is quite funny, he he he he he

forgive me dear but i had to. love ya!!!

if you mean funny as in disturbing....

/me manages an uncomfortable smile

how could i pass up the chane to put gizzy in a black dress? what would you guys prefere to see him as. i might as well try to do some more since i know he's going to do a bunch of me now as payback... lol

Hey,

For everyone looking for images of other UGN Security members to photoshop, I made a rar of most if not all available images of members, Enjoy.

Download Here:
http://www.chem.crapness.com/ugn.rar

Edit: Rar updated with more images (Fleshwound & Ghost)

Look Ma!!! We're on TV!!!

Neo BEFORE


And Neo AFTER:


I'm getting good at this farking
muwah ha ha ha ha!!!!

This is some of the work I do. This images is NOT copywrited. I designed it for a bunch of friends of mine (the band in the picture) for free and after it was completed they broke up. I do say again the images are NOT copywrited. They are however about 700k each due to the resolution that I used. I am also not part of a company or business, I do this and design websites for fun. The first two links are to the images. The first is to the front cover and then the back inside jacket. The third link is to the website I put up for a local DJ in San Diego 3 days ago. Lemme know what you think....late

Cover 1-2

Cover 1-2

DJ Guy Inc.

Thanks and hopefully they work for you...

Oh yeah and i'll be pospting something using that TV soon.....late