The Pillow Incident

Posted by: ninjaneo

The Pillow Incident - 12/12/02 05:31 AM

Weeve0wns: how did you microwave a pillow?=)
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: heh
Nuttnin: I was grogy on nyquil
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: little?
Nuttnin: and
Weeve0wns: LOL
Nuttnin: I started reading the pilow tag
Nuttnin: it was all "for fluffiness" tumble dry for 5 minutes
Weeve0wns: LMAO
Nuttnin: and I thought that the they ment the microwave
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: so I jammed that fucker in their
Weeve0wns: bet you were like 5 minutes fuck that.....try 30 seconds lol
Nuttnin: (polyester pillow btw)
Nuttnin: and in like 15 seconds
Nuttnin: BOOOM
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: ROFL
Nuttnin: the fucking thing had turn to like liquid and was on fire
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: lol
Nuttnin: so I janked the door open
Nuttnin: and put it on the sounter
Nuttnin: (bad mistake)
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: because it was so fucking hot
Weeve0wns: lol
Nuttnin: I couldnt carry it to the sink
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: so then
Weeve0wns: ROFL
Nuttnin: my dad walks in the room
Nuttnin: and he was all "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED"
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: the wall was like on fire and shit
Nuttnin: hahaha
Weeve0wns: dood....post that on UGN
Nuttnin: then we threw the pillow outside
Nuttnin: lol...
Weeve0wns: say Neo and weeve's pillow talk lol
Nuttnin: (all cement and shit so that was safe)
Nuttnin: lol k
Nuttnin: then we looked at the counter
Weeve0wns: omg use a shovel?
Nuttnin: and it was like melted
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: no it had stopped burning
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: a spork works in most conditions but DAYum lol
Nuttnin: yah heh..
Nuttnin: it was one of those beach house get-aways
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: the cleaning lady walked in the next da
Nuttnin: y
Weeve0wns: lol
Nuttnin: and shit she didnt even notice the god damn burns
Nuttnin: until
Nuttnin: she opened the microwave
Nuttnin: rofl
Weeve0wns: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Nuttnin: the god damn disc that spins on the ground
Nuttnin: was like litterally fucking stuck
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: because it had turned to liquid
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: and then hardened
Nuttnin: (it was glass)
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: the damage easily racked up like 173 bucks
Nuttnin: heh
Weeve0wns: nm name that don't tumble dry a pillow in the microwave for 15seconds use the dryer
Nuttnin: :-X
Nuttnin: lol... Fucking nyquil
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: was your dad pissed?
Nuttnin: lol hell ya
Nuttnin: he fuckin made me take a walk with him down to the cliff
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: i thought he was gonna toss me over
Nuttnin: :-X
Nuttnin: lol but then to get him off my back
Weeve0wns: ROFL
Nuttnin: i was all... "Let me handle this one dad, I can take the responsibility"
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: so thats how i took care of the pillow incident
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: stole 173 bucks from terry and boom
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: fixed
Weeve0wns: yea lol....better then a cliff dive ROFL
Nuttnin: lol yah'
Weeve0wns: lol better name it topic The Pillow Incident
Posted by: Defcon

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/12/02 09:43 AM

living proof that Neo is a true dumbass
Posted by: Curse

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/12/02 04:23 PM

Dextromehtorphan HydroBromide does some weird shit... Especially if you abuse it daily like Neo...
Posted by: Ice

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/12/02 04:31 PM

lol what happened to the old fashion army man in the microwave ??
Posted by: BlackSpider

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/12/02 04:53 PM

you always got to try new stuff [smoking]
Posted by: ninjaneo

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/12/02 10:01 PM

rofl! heh.. my dad just handed me some nyquil cuz I was bitchin about my head.. he was all drink this.... lol
Posted by: AlienTerror

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/13/02 04:37 AM

This txt contained pretty many rofl and lol(makes it kinda boring) Next time don't use the microwave, use ur mom=)
Posted by: BackSlash

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/13/02 01:12 PM

smooth neo...
Posted by: dashocker

Re: The Pillow Incident - 12/13/02 02:47 PM

lar lar, neo you are such a dumb jew. why the fuck would your Dad give you Nyquil for a headache? Every heard of Tylenol, Advil, Ibuprofen, etc. ? Is he hooked on the Nyquil too? lol, How do you steal money from your neighbor? That bitch must be heavy on the homemade "pro-zakk" or some shit. BTW, your a dumbass.

dash
Posted by: Cold Sunn

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/04/03 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AlienTerror:
This txt contained pretty many rofl and lol(makes it kinda boring) Next time don't use the microwave, use ur mom=)
And all are AlienTerror having no many clue for what the fuck you saying because of pretty many words left out (makes it kinda boring)

neo- holy shit hahaha
Posted by: BackSlash

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/04/03 07:02 PM

even on nyquil, i don't understand how someone could do something so stupid.
Posted by: unreal

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/04/03 07:23 PM

You obviously don't know Neo too well then, do you?
Posted by: Defcon

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/04/03 08:08 PM

Yeah makes me wonder if maybe... just maybe Imperial is smarter then Neo... scary huh
Posted by: $500,000 Bentley

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/05/03 11:59 AM

i thought it was hilarious....
Posted by: unreal

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/05/03 12:11 PM

You would.
Posted by: fleshwound

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/05/03 12:24 PM

uh.. nyquil doesn't fuck someone up to the point where they would think putting a pillow in a microwave is a good idea. all it does is make you fall asleep. i've seen the effects when someone downs a bottle or two of nyquil. believe me, they were still smart enough to not go microwaving things that shouldn't be mircrowaved. all he did was sleep.... for a long time. yep. so, being messed up on nyquil is no excuse. but that's just my opinion.
Posted by: Moffesto

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/05/03 01:59 PM

yeah, if you OD on tylonol 3 or something i would think other wise. thats one of the most fucked up things ive ever heard, microwaving a pillow, lmfao. I think i just shat myself.
Posted by: ninjaneo

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/05/03 08:27 PM

/e shurgs.. what the hell can I say? I did it :x

btw this is the fucking awsomest thing ive ever seen ( [ninja] )
Posted by: Curse

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/05/03 11:24 PM

I don't doubt that Neo microwaving that pillow is a result of him drinking too much Nyquil, because I've seen people on DXM do some pretty stupid shit...
Posted by: fleshwound

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/06/03 09:46 PM

haha.. i hear that one curse. i've seen some very fucked up shit done by people on DXM. oh.. it also turned every one of them into a total fucking asshole.. except for marty. he stayed cool the whole time. tony went crazy and claimed to be god. oh, he also became a homo. andy took his computer out to the train tracks and smashed it because it was telling him to do things. and aaron got really huge pupils and thought he was in love with me. jonathon just turned into a fucking dick. and on the 6 mile walk, logan licked a dead fox. yep... dxm made everyone i know that did it, utterly stupid. again, except for marty.
Posted by: Curse

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/08/03 02:48 AM

I saw fast moving trains appear to be moving as if they were going five miles per hour...
Posted by: $500,000 Bentley

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/08/03 04:41 PM

what exactly is DXM?
Posted by: fleshwound

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/08/03 08:46 PM

dextromethorphan. it's in stuff like cough medicine. i believe it's a dissociative. similar to ketamine and pcp. it's legal and it's cheap.
Posted by: $500,000 Bentley

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/09/03 12:21 PM

legal and it fucks you up like that?hhmmmmmm
Posted by: unreal

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/09/03 04:22 PM

Don't go running out to the store just yet. Excessive doses of DXM are known to cause brain injury, much like illegal drugs.
Posted by: dashocker

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/09/03 04:27 PM

d00d, didnt you see that episode of CSI where that jealous cheerleader takes some PCP and then stabs the other cheerleader with the stake thats holding down the soccer net and starts eating her flesh and then gets E coli and then...
Posted by: ohfuk

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/09/03 05:24 PM

DMX is very bad, i know some people who started using that and got madly adicted. i know one girl who was drinking bottles of cough medicine at a time, she almost died and had to get to the hospital. now, after months of rehab, shes ok. if you want to try, fine, thats your decison. but be warned.
Posted by: fook

Re: The Pillow Incident - 01/18/03 11:26 PM

what the hell this isnt the pillow incident post, wtf happened?

oh wait yeah it is its just page two and went off topic big time.

anyways, we all know the truth neo. and that is that you were longing for the love of a good woman (or man, whichever way you swing these days) and instead of searching for a warm body in a yahoo chat room like you normally do you decided to hump a hot pillow. Shit you coulda got a cheap hooker for 173 bucks....

PS curse has the best avatar ever
Posted by: weeve

Re: The Pillow Incident - 08/21/03 06:52 AM

Liek I forgot all about this till I searched nuttnin, lmao ahhhhh good times. All good times.
Posted by: HighLander

Re: The Pillow Incident - 08/21/03 07:17 AM

Good job Neo, at least we know you will always be here to amuse us.......... <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" />